I could write a whole blog about my many failures with women.

I want to. I spend way too much time rehashing past episodes in my head. I could use some closure, and writing about them might bring that.

However, I won’t, for two reasons. First, because they aren’t current events. I haven’t made an effort to meet or woo a woman for years. It wouldn’t make a very good blog to constantly write about things that happened years ago.

I’ve already forgotten the second reason. Was it because they are humiliating? That doesn’t usually stop me from writing about myself.